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The Chain thrives because the internet still needs quiet corners for curious minds.

Each entry is a doorway to something eccentric: experiments, sketches, and studios that prefer making to marketing. Not trending, not gamified—just alive and linkable.

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Websites on The Chain

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Tor Project Privacy Network

Free, open-source software and a volunteer network that helps you defend against tracking and traffic analysis.

https://www.torproject.org

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Signal Private Messenger

A nonprofit secure messenger with open protocols and a healthy distrust of your contact list being anyone else's business.

https://signal.org

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Nakamoto Institute Archives

Curated writings and primary sources surrounding Bitcoin’s origins, cypherpunk texts, and adjacent monetary heresies.

https://nakamotoinstitute.org

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Zcash Zero-Knowledge Money

Privacy-focused digital cash using zero-knowledge proofs so your balance doesn’t turn into small talk.

https://z.cash

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Monero Private-by-Default

A cryptocurrency emphasizing fungibility and privacy through stealth addresses, RingCT, and unbothered vibes.

https://www.getmonero.org

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Tails Amnesic OS

A live operating system that leaves no trace and routes everything through Tor. Your USB stick, but stealthy.

https://tails.net

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EFF Deeplinks Policy & Action

The Electronic Frontier Foundation’s running commentary on privacy, security, and the latest “oops” in tech policy.

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks

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Bitcoin.org Docs & Intro

Community-maintained documentation and resources for Bitcoin—the gateway drug to reading too many PDFs.

https://bitcoin.org

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Hash & Carry Logistics Cold(ish) Storage

We wrap your keys in bubble wrap, label them “grandma recipes,” and put them somewhere even we forget. 99.9% uptime, vibes only.

# brochure.pdf

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Proof-of-Scone Bakery Layer Cake 2

Finality in 12 minutes or it’s free. Glazing verified on-chain. We fork recipes, not communities.

# menu.zk

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Nonce Sense Security Auditors (Allegedly)

We don’t just find reentrancy—we make it cry. Free sticker with every report that says “it depends.”

# findings.txt

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Rugpull Rugs™ Flooring Protocol

Area rugs that anchor your living room and your liquidity. Guaranteed non-slip, non-custodial.

# warranty.md

Cypherpunk Notes

“Privacy is necessary for an open society in the electronic age.” — A cypherpunk, 1993
“Don’t ask for permission. Spin up a node.” — someone with poor impulse control
“Strong cryptography and strong coffee.” — office kitchen whiteboard

References (unranked, mildly judgmental)

  • RFC 1855 — Netiquette Guidelines (read it, then forward it passive-aggressively)
  • The Cathedral & the Bazaar (and the weird courtyard where you pitch)
  • The Whole Earth Catalog (you are here to build tools)
  • Somebody’s Blogroll (the original recommender system)